veevalencia:

made-mermaid:

aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

And tacos

A lot of tacos

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

thefutureauthor:

*whispers* Mulan, Merida, and Rapunzel didn’t have men saving them

*regular voice* Lilo and Nani’s sisterly love for each other was a big point in their movie

*slightly aggravated voice* Enchanted questioned marrying a man you hardly know

*shouting* FROZEN ISN’T THE FIRST MOVIE TO HAVE THESE POINTS

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ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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pixie-grotto:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

"I only write when I am falling in love or falling apart."

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via nippled)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

linrenzo:

videohall:

Baby laughing while getting shots

> Rock star doctor.

I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him

My heart!